Yamaru Hardware Probe gives Claude Desktop and other MCP clients real visibility into your machine. 10 expert tools: full hardware inventory, real-time performance & thermal monitoring, RAM pressure analysis, SMART storage health, antivirus impact diagnostics, and LLM compatibility checks (VRAM fit, quantization prediction). Perfect for AI engineers, developers,vibe coder, gamers, and creators who want grounded answers instead of "it depends on your config". Apache 2.0, privacy-first (auto-anonymization), npm-installable.